A Mix Tape Called Zooey Deschanel
Nate Slawson
you are a record store

You know what song I like? That one about you sitting on a shelf.
I listened to it about twenty times on the record player yesterday &
I turned it up real loud
& got naked. But yeah, I still wanna drink a whole can of red paint
& jump from the freeway overpass just to see how big my heart is.
you are television

I wrote a letter to your sister. It began like this: “dear sister.”
Hell if I know why I started writing.
I’ve never seen her TV show. But I did see a commercial &
she’s hot. Her face reminds me of
your face. & though I can’t remember what all I wrote because
I had taken too many pills that day,
I think I might’ve asked her something awful embarassing.
Something about the body inside her body.
you are shot-reverse-shot

Sometimes I wonder if I will ever be in a movie & if I am
in a movie will I have to talk
like I’m from Kentucky & then I wonder if you would be
in the movie too & if you were
in the movie would there be a scene where we stand silently
beneath the glow of some streetlight
& you blow into your hands to keep warm while I make
sad eyes at your hips?
you are high lonesome

I promise I can keep a secret for, like, forever. You can whisper me
real slow if the moon
between your thighs makes you feverish or all purple plumage. I got
this note for you
that says Can I bite your bottom lip? Please check yes or no. I would like to
bite your bottom lip.
I would like to bite your bottom lip like it’s all of Appalachia.
you are undertow

My friends tell me you are not a river & I am supposed to believe them,
I guess. So I tell them all
right, but it feels like a sick ventriloquism two-by-four’d from my throat.
But that still don’t mean
you’re not a river & I’m not a thicket & together we’re more alone than
New Orleans. & if I was
one of them old time preachers, I’d drown myself in you & grow a tiny
bridge out of my chest.

you are 31 flavors

This girl once told me that somewhere underneath her sweater a piece
of her body tasted like
ice cream. We were outside in the snow & I was thinking so hard about
blackbirds & how the car wreck
hollowed me & that I was all echoes now & the things I say are dusk. I
felt my stomach
jack-knife & I wanted to call you on the telephone & tell you every lie
I could think of.
you (you you) are a bombshell (oh yeah!)

Look! I shaved off all my hair for you. I wanna be your punk rock &
bash some dude in his face.
I want my knuckles to bleed motor oil & buckshot. I wanna look that
dude in his eyes, smile
with my tongue & say go all cement brick, you fuck. Paint my body antifreeze.
I’d do that for you because
grief is the shape of my skull, the taste of paint fumes I wake up to,
the shadows inside a fist.
you are graffiti

Today my doctor told me I am not a hornet’s nest, told me I am not
the cause of ice storms or
the gang signs spray-painted on the stop sign at the end of your street.
I don’t know how that’s supposed
to make me feel. I wish everyone would tell me something about me,
something to make me feel
sad. I think I’d like to sit alone at your kitchen table & write you a very
important letter with a blue magic marker.

you are a gallery

There’s a treehouse in my backyard I like to sleep in when it’s cold
& snowing & the whole world
sounds empty & I’d be lying if I said I didn’t get scared sometimes,
but I fold myself into aluminum
foil & imagine you are asleep in a museum. I sleep beside you &
the electricians have wrapped us
in tiny red lights. Your arms are koi. My legs are an octopus. I think
we are some kind of galaxy.
you are where there’s music & there’s people & they’re young & alive

What is not a secret is a mess of hummingbirds in my throat
& you should’ve come to see me
in the hospital. When I lie down on the front lawn of your
parent’s house, it means I’m naked
& staring at the light from your old bedroom window. It means
I want to get fucked up by the cops.
I’d like to gut myself like a fish. I’d like you to write that on the
inside of my lip with a ballpoint pen.
you are my favorite wallace stevens poem

Would you believe there are trees outside my house that whisper
like you whisper? I want to sneak up
real close some night & carve your initials in one of them. The sound
kind of reminds me of those old film
projectors we used to have in science class. Or maybe the trees are
a tape recording you made when you were
a little girl. I wish I could transcribe every word the trees say, but I
think they are speaking French.
you are boxcar

If you really think my mind is full of gunpowder, just say the word &
I will shut up & play you
all my Jawbreaker records instead. Or you can ride my skateboard & I
will try to think of new
inventions no one has invented yet. I get sidetracked, though, & will
probably imagine what it
would be like if you were a radio & I was that one song by that ska band
you really like.

you are insomnia

Part of me wants to ask you what your favorite river is, but part of me
doesn’t wanna know because I
wonder what if it’s a river I’ve never been to, or what if it’s the same river
that’s my favorite river too?
This keeps me up at night when I’d rather burst like fireworks over the
Alleghany, get lodged in the moon’s
narcolepsy, & then I’d be red & sulfur rain & there’d be no more questions
& I could die to all them ooh’s & applause.

you are second base

Although I cannot make you, you have to swear you won’t tell anyone
about my birthday. I know my
breathing is bike chains because my face is numb & I’m fucking dizzy &
have you ever taken a fastball
to the side of your skull? See, it gets so very emergency when I think about
leaning in real close &
French kissing when all I want is your medicine chest, your magic 8-ball,
your aluminum bat surgery.

you are carnival

I wish you’d squeeze my hand so you could feel how I beatbox for you.
It’s romantic, I swear, like
tornadoes & shit. How they is all a cacophony of oysters funneled down
your throat. Accordion belly
& tilt-a-whirl. The lawns are so green here they make me wanna file off
my fingerprints. Your neighbors
are windows, giant flatscreen TVs, & I wave to everyone like I wanna
sleep with them.
you are hardcore

So goddamn, I been waiting forever to be honest with you, to confess
to you every fucking thing I am:
your mattress, your bedsheets white as autopsy, your spine, your interstate,
your splayed deer road kill,
your jawline, your face, your middle name, the chain link fence around
your heart,
the unbuckled black jean music on your bedroom floor, your bird, your boat,
your motherfucking shipwreck.


Thank you to Karyna & Adam for doing awesome things. And to Alex, my pal.
Nate Slawson

L4 Author Bio



Nate Slawson edits the online magazine dear camera and designs books for Cinematheque Press. His work has appeared or is forthcoming in Copper Nickel, H_NGM_N, diode, TYPO, Forklift, Ohio, Cannibal, Used Cat, Tammy, and New Pony: A Horse Less Anthology. He lives in Chicago.